If I Had A Dollar In My Hand

Words and Music by Raccoon

As recorded on White Horse Ranch Sessions

If I had a dollar in my hand

If I had a dollar in my hand

If I had a dollar in my hand

I wouldn’t be makin' any million dollar plans

I really don’t wanna go that far

I don’t want to die in a big shiny car

If I had a dollar in my hand

If I had a dollar in my hand

If I had a dollar in my hand

I wouldn’t give it to a government man

Cuz eighty-five cents would go to war

That would leave me just fifteen cents more

If I had a dollar in my hand

If I had a dollar in my hand

I’d buy myself a square foot of land

Just so I had a safe place to stand

If I had a dollar in my hand

If I had a dollar in my hand

If I had a dollar in my hand

I wouldn’t be makin' any million dollar plans

I really don’t wanna go that far

I don’t want to die in a big shiny car

If I had a dollar in my hand

If I had a dollar in my hand

I’d buy myself a pair of used blue jeans

And use the other half a buck to fix the seams