Laser Beam Laundry Machine

Words by Peter Zoernig with Music by Raccoon

as recorded on Nature’s Cathedrals

 

The chord progression to this song is: 

·        E, E7, A, A7, E, E7, B7

 

                      E                  E7         A                          A7        E

I just love my new digital electronic laser beam laundry machine

E7                                         B7

Because it gets my clothes so clean

E                            E7

Oh mama won’t you come with me

A                                        A7

We can watch movies on my satellite TV

      E            E7

It’s modular, computerized

B7

Oh baby, won’t believe your eyes

 

E                                     E7

I can’t wait to go to outer space

A                                  A7

I hear that it’s quite the place

           E        E7

By the time I reach retirement age

B7

Outer space will be quite the rage

 

E                                       E7            A

When I was younger technology was growing

…A          A7           

Now it’s shrinking and soon it will be

E                                 (E7)

Small enough to invade individual cells

B7

Biological remote control

 

                      E              E7             A                           A7

I just love my new digital electronic laser beam laundry machine

E                           E7            B7

Because it gets my clothes so clean

E                            E7

Oh mama won’t you come with me

A                                       A7

We can watch movies on my satellite TV

      E                 E7

It’s modular, computerized

B7                                       E

Better yet, I’ve been vasectomized