Words by Peter Zoernig with Music
by Raccoon
as recorded on Nature’s Cathedrals
I
just love my new digital electronic laser beam laundry machine
Because
it gets my clothes so clean
Oh
mama won’t you come with me
We
can watch movies on my satellite TV
It’s
modular, computerized
Oh
baby, won’t believe your eyes
I
can’t wait to go to outer space
I
hear that it’s quite the place
By
the time I reach retirement age
Outer
space will be quite the rage
When
I was younger technology was growing
Now
it’s shrinking and soon it will be
Small
enough to invade individual cells
Biological
remote control
I
just love my new digital electronic laser beam laundry machine
Because
it gets my clothes so clean
Oh
mama won’t you come with me
We
can watch movies on my satellite TV
It’s
modular, computerized
Better
yet, I’ve been vasectomized