Laser Beam Laundry Machine

Words by Peter Zoernig with Music by Raccoon

as recorded on Nature’s Cathedrals

 

 

I just love my new digital electronic laser beam laundry machine

Because it gets my clothes so clean

Oh mama won’t you come with me

We can watch movies on my satellite TV

It’s modular, computerized

Oh baby, won’t believe your eyes

 

I can’t wait to go to outer space

I hear that it’s quite the place

By the time I reach retirement age

Outer space will be quite the rage

 

When I was younger technology was growing

Now it’s shrinking and soon it will be

Small enough to invade individual cells

Biological remote control

 

I just love my new digital electronic laser beam laundry machine

Because it gets my clothes so clean

Oh mama won’t you come with me

We can watch movies on my satellite TV

It’s modular, computerized

Better yet, I’ve been vasectomized