We Don’t Like No Football

Words and Music by Raccoon

as recorded on Loose In The City

The chord progressions to this song are basically (without the sus4, etc. variations):

· A, D*, G

· A, D

Note: The music to this song is the same chords and rhythm as “Ring Your Bell” but without the chorus part.

The A chord is done using the E-form bar chord at the 5^th fret.

* This D chord is played with the ring finger on the 5^th fret of the 6^th string, the pinkie on the 5^th fret of the 5^th string and the middle finger on the 4^th fret of the 4^th string (same as using the C form brought up two frets and adding the low A note on the E string at the 5^th fret - It’s essentially a D chord with A as the bass note). Only strum the top 3 bass strings. (I will add chord diagrams later).

A D* G

We don’t like – We don’t like no football

G A

We like to dance – We like romance

We don’t likes noz football

G A

Like makin' love up in the trees

We don’t like noz football

G A

Like those birds do with those bees, yeah

We don’t likes noz footzball

If you really wanna have some fun

D* G

Let’s give them crazy football players guns

Seven million dollars a year for playing a game

D* G

Geez, they gotta be crazy

And they get to wear all that protective padding and stuff

D* G

And drive around in limos

They should be paid 30 bucks a day

And they should have to play naked

On a field of broken glass

Let’s just spray paint them different colors

D* G

So they can tell which side they’re on

They should use a real pig and it should

D* G

Be greasy and weigh 30 pounds

A D* G

(Can I get you all to sing it?)

A D*