We Don’t Like No Football

Words and Music by Raccoon

as recorded on Loose In The City

We don’t like – We don’t like no football

We like to dance – We like romance

We don’t likes noz football

Like makin’ love up in the trees

We don’t like noz football

Like those birds do with those bees, yeah

We don’t likes noz footzball

If you really wanna have some fun

Let’s give them crazy football players guns

Seven million dollars a year for playing a game

Geez, they gotta be crazy

And they get to wear all that protective padding and stuff

And drive around in limos

They should be paid 30 bucks a day

And they should have to play naked

On a field of broken glass

Let’s just spray paint them different colors

So they can tell which side they’re on

They should use a real pig and it should

Be greasy and weigh 30 pounds

(Can I get you all to sing it?)

We - We don’t like no football

(If you like football you don’t have to sing)

We - We don’t like no football

(Everybody now at the top of your voice)

We - We don’t like no football

We - We don’t like no football

(Louder)

We - We don’t like no football

(Louder now, come on)

We - We don’t like no football

We just like the cheerleaders